Hacker Profiles

Born into the AGC family, George R. carries on the legacy of his grandfather, the legendary Bert Nakayama, who was one of the founding members of the club. From an early age, George was immersed in the game, quickly developing a passion for the sport. Over the years, he’s competed at a high level, sharpening his skills and earning respect on the course.

These days, George may struggle with chipping and sinking those pesky 5-footers, but don’t let that fool you — he still has one thing going for him: distance. George hits bombs past most of the club, making him a formidable force off the tee. A true testament to his golfing roots and spirit, George continues to embrace the game with determination

Omar T. is known for his top-notch ability to show up—rain or shine, he’s always ready to hit the course. Despite not working on his game, Omar’s scores have remained impressively consistent, much to his amusement. But that doesn’t stop him from putting in the work.

When it comes to recovery shots, Omar is a true master. Whether it’s from the trees, a bunker, or an awkward lie, he has an uncanny ability to turn trouble into triumph. His tee game, however, is a bit of a coin toss—50/50, but that only adds to the thrill of watching him play. No matter where his tee shot lands, Omar’s resilience and recovery skills keep him in the game and always a threat to finish strong. Be sure to thank Omar for all his hard work setting these tournaments up for your knuckleheads.

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Kyle is a highly accomplished golfer, known for his numerous club championships across California. His skill and consistency on the course have earned him a reputation as a fierce competitor, blending strategic thinking with a relaxed confidence that allows him to excel under pressure. Off the course, Kyle leads a unique lifestyle, living in a van and traveling from golf course to golf course, often sleeping overnight to catch the first tee time. This nomadic, “hobo” life reflects his deep passion for golf and his commitment to constantly improving, as he embraces the freedom of the open road while chasing the next challenge and perfecting his game.

Rich is a true legend at AGC, having run the club for 35 years and overseeing its growth to over 60 members while hosting countless memorable events. His leadership left a lasting mark, and even though he’s handed over the reins, his presence is still felt. Rich’s golf game is as solid as ever—he doesn’t lose golf balls, and despite his age, he can still beat most of the guys at the club. A true testament to his skill and experience, Rich continues to be a formidable competitor and an icon at AGC.

DDD is the master of two things: keeping the party going and shooting low scores. When he’s not sinking birdies, he’s making sure the fun never stops. If you can’t find him on the course, odds are he’s prepping for his next round with a rejuvenating Asian massage—because even the best need to stay loose. With his combination of skill and energy, DDD is always the life of the game and the party.

Paul, known as “The Medicine Man,” is a lifetime member of the club, having been born into it, and has earned a reputation as one of the most consistent and precise golfers around. His game is built on pinpoint accuracy and a sharp shooting ability that allows him to navigate the course with surgical precision. With a hyper-focused mentality, Paul’s consistency is his greatest asset, always battling for a top spot in any competition he enters. His short game is deadly, sinking difficult putts and making crucial shots when it counts. His mental toughness and relentless focus make him a fierce competitor, always in contention, and a constant threat to claim victory.

Ed is a great golfer and a fantastic addition to the club. His game has been improving every month, with a consistently solid tee shot that never misses a fairway and a putting stroke that nails crucial putts. Ed has had countless battles with Rich over the years, and it’s always a treat to see these two still competing fiercely every month. His skill and dedication make him one of the club’s standout players.

Mike is a newer member who’s taken AGC by storm with his enthusiasm and love for the game. Always eager to improve, he’s got the passion, but we’re still waiting for him to break through and post some solid scores. His potential is undeniable, and every round feels like it could be the one where he makes that big leap. Keep an eye on Mike—he’s on the verge of something special as he’s been crushing his mini driver and hitting fairways.

Robby is a big bomber with the latest and greatest gear, always ensuring his bag is stocked with the best of the best. He’s a perfectionist when it comes to his equipment, but when it comes to his golf game? Not so much. His drives are massive, but his short game? Let’s just say it’s a work in progress. Robby’s got all the tools to be a top-tier player, but sometimes he’s too busy obsessing over club specs to perfect his putting stroke. Still, when he’s on, he can hit the ball like no one else.

Sean O’Neil might be pushing the limits of age, but he’s still considered a “young gun” on the course—mostly because his reckless gambling spirit knows no bounds. Whether he’s risking it all at the casino or placing wild bets on his golf game, Sean plays like every hole could be his last gamble. A true degenerate aloga golfer, he swings for the fences, bets on birdies, and always brings a high-stakes energy to the game, making every round feel like it could turn into a Vegas-style showdown.

Uncle Hugo is one of AGC’s best-dressed members, always looking like he just stepped off a PGA tour. While he dresses like a pro, his tee shots can sometimes resemble an older amateur’s shorter drives. But once he’s around the greens, it’s a whole different story. Hugo’s short game is pure wizardry, with finesse and touch that make up for any long-game mishaps. You can count on him to save par in the most magical of ways. And lets not forget he drives a convertible Porsche.

Devon aka Big D, is known for his intimidating size, but don’t let that fool you—he’s got a soft touch around the greens. Devon has been putting in the work on his short game and is definitely due for a breakthrough. His power off the tee is impressive, but staying positive on the course, even when things don’t go his way, is the key to unlocking his full potential. With the right mindset, Big D’s game is ready to take off.

Chuck Young may not be young in years, but his youthful attitude and style keep him feeling like it. Consistent month after month, Chuck rarely misses a shot and is known for his steady, reliable game. Over the years, he’s earned the full respect of AGC, and his experience and calm demeanor make him a force to be reckoned with on the course.

Fermin is a lifetime friend to everyone he meets and now a lifetime golfer, having made the impressive transformation from a baseball player to a golf course menace. His consistency on the course is a nightmare for anyone he plays against, wearing them down with steady shots and relentless focus. Fermin’s work ethic and approach to the game make him a formidable opponent, and he’s earned the respect of everyone who has played alongside him. except from Omar and Rudy.

Richie is a true ladies’ man, often more focused on the cart girls than his next shot. But when Richie does lock in, his game is impressive—he’s got the skills to rack up pars with ease. His relaxed attitude and ability to turn it on when it matters make him a fun player to watch. When he’s in the zone, Richie’s got the game to compete with the best of them.

Daniel O. is the embodiment of power and precision in golf. Known as the “True Acitech of Golf,” he has carved out a reputation as the longest hitter, pound for pound, in the game. Whether it’s driving the ball 300+ yards or setting records for distance, Daniel’s strength is unrivaled, and his impressive tee shots make him a force to be reckoned with on any course.

But it’s not just about power for Daniel—he’s also incredibly consistent. His ability to shoot around par on a regular basis shows his well-rounded game and his focus on precision.

However, like any true competitor, Daniel’s greatest challenge may not be on the course. Balancing his golf career with keeping his wife happy is the one task that requires more finesse than his golf swing.

Bobby is a seasoned golfer who has been part of AGC for many years, first joining under the mentorship of the legendary Mean Gene Price. With a golf bag packed full of experience from courses all around the globe, Bobby has honed his skills on some of the most challenging greens in the world. His ability to adjust and play well on any course is a testament to his deep understanding of the game and its nuances.

When Bobby’s not on the course, you can probably find him with his buddy DDD, getting into some lighthearted mischief.

Daniel G, also known as “DMD” or “Down the Middle Dan,” lives up to his nickname with precision and consistency off the tee. You can always count on Dan to split the fairways—he’s one of the most accurate drivers in the game. His ball striking is so reliable that you’d be hard-pressed to find a fairway he doesn’t hit.

However, even the best have their challenges. For Dan, it’s his putting, which occasionally succumbs to the dreaded yips. But even when the putter goes rogue, Dan’s ability to stay calm and focused keeps him competitive.

When he’s not on the course, Daniel’s flexibility shines, literally. A dedicated yogi, he brings the same fluidity and balance from his yoga practice into his golf game.

Zach G., known as ZG, is one of the most consistent and accomplished golfers at AGC. Having played in and qualified for numerous events, ZG’s game is finely tuned for tournament play. It’s a rare sight when Zach doesn’t place in AGC events—his solid performance is almost guaranteed. Whether he’s competing locally or at a major event, his experience and skill make him a formidable player.

ZG’s game is as solid unlike George’s bowel movements. Zach’s focus never wavers. His consistency on the course is one of his defining qualities, and he’s always ready to perform under pressure.

As a true traveling man, Zach’s game travels with him wherever he goes. Whether it’s a weekend getaway or a golf trip abroad, you can count on ZG to keep his swing sharp no matter the location. His ability to adapt to different courses and conditions shows the depth of his golfing talent and his passion for the game.

Ronny Lazo is more than just a golfer—he’s a true AGC legacy. Born into the club, Ron grew up around the game, and his love for golf runs deep. From 2010 to 2014, he served as the club president, and his leadership left a lasting impact on AGC. His commitment to the club and the game is unwavering, and he’s always eager to share his passion with others.

While Ronny’s game is strong, he has a unique approach to it—one that makes it even more challenging for himself. A fan of nostalgia, Ron plays with a set of blades from the 90s, ensuring every shot is a test of skill and precision. And when it comes to putting, Ron’s weapon of choice is a bullseye putter, which, as the name suggests, is tricky to aim and even harder to make a bullseye with. But that’s what makes Ronny’s game so fun—he doesn’t make it easy on himself, and that’s exactly how he likes it.

Always a good time to be around, Ronny is the life of the club, and he’s always willing to offer a “free” lesson—whether you want it or not! His blend of expertise, humor, and love for the game makes him a memorable character at AGC, and there’s no shortage of stories or laughs whenever Ronny is around.

If you ever need a bit of advice (or an unsolicited lesson), you can count on Ronny to brighten your day and make your game more interesting—whether it’s with his choice of clubs or his spirited approach to the game.

Mario, not to be confused with one of the famous brothers, has a unique place at AGC. While his dad may look like his twin and still beats him on the course, Mario’s love for golf is undeniable. He may not yet have the edge over his father, but his dedication to the game is ever-growing—though he’s often juggling a busy schedule as a tech wizard, dealing with servers and IT problems all day long. If only Mario could spend as much time on his golf game as he does with tech, he’d be a force to be reckoned with on the course!

Mario’s natural ability with tech and his attention to detail are qualities that spill over into his golf game. While he’s still working on refining his skills and finding that balance between work and play, there’s no doubt that his potential is sky-high.

Whether he’s tackling tech challenges or striving to match his dad’s golf game, Mario’s work ethic and determination make him a golfer to watch. We’re all hopeful that, one day, he’ll spend as much time perfecting his swing as he does troubleshooting servers—and when that day comes, it’s clear Mario will be a serious contender. Until then, we enjoy watching him grow on the course, one round at a time!

Sonny has been a dedicated member of AGC for over five years, and in that time, he’s become one of the most frequent players at the club. His commitment to improving his game is evident, as he’s out on the course more than most, honing his skills and refining his swing. Sonny’s hard work and consistent practice make him a tough competitor, and the AGC community has been eagerly awaiting the day when all that dedication translates into a big win.

Although the victories haven’t come yet, there’s no doubt that Sonny’s breakthrough is just around the corner. His relentless practice and passion for the game give him the potential to take home a title at any time, and we’re all excited to see him make it happen.

Sonny is the embodiment of persistence, and his journey to victory is one that inspires the whole club. With every round he plays, it’s clear that success is within reach—he just needs to keep doing what he does best: playing, practicing, and giving it his all.

Mike D. is the kind of golfer who brings more than just skill to the course—he brings a fantastic attitude. No matter who he’s playing with or how the round is going, Mike’s positivity shines through. Even after facing a tough group or challenging round, he’s always ready to smile and keep pushing forward.

Mike’s game is like a fine wine—it just keeps getting better with age. As the years go by, his experience and steady improvement on the course have made him a more formidable player. His ability to maintain a calm and optimistic mindset, no matter the circumstances, is a huge part of what makes him such a joy to play with.

Dedicated to both his game and his fellow golfers, Mike’s positive energy is contagious, making him a favorite in every group. His improvement over time shows that with dedication, patience, and a great attitude, good things happen. Whether he’s shooting for par or sharing a laugh, Mike D. is a player you can always count on for a fun and inspiring round.